Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

Husband: “No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much ... "

I never understood: why for some people to come to someone else's house and take what they need without demand - in the order of things?

In my case, the mother-in-law does this. But she takes it not for herself, but for her younger sister - they live together, their age difference is big and, one can say, her mother-in-law raised her. It turns out that my husband's aunt is only 5 years older.

That my husband's mother will pour my balm, then the meat from the freezer will reach me, which I wound up on meatballs. Somehow a new hair straightener dragged, without demand, as usual. I missed him, immediately remembered about the mother-in-law, called her:

- Dear Mommy Spouse, if you do not deign to answer, where is my wonder-fit for my disobedient curls? Iron, I mean?

- Oh, I gave it to Tanke, she burned hers, she needs it. And you buy yourself a new one. I can't speak. - and beeps in the phone.

And here my husband and I are planning a wedding anniversary, the fifth in a row. My husband invited me to a restaurant on this occasion. I have a suitable dress, but I forgot about shoes 4 years ago when I got pregnant. And I decided to get hold of new shoes to the dress.

On a 9-centimeter stiletto, a black classic with a red sole, sit like a glove, the heel is not felt. I got on my foot - I am not going, but I am flying! It went broke bought. Pleased! Slippers are on the shelf in the hallway, waiting for their finest hour.

One week before the wedding anniversary:

Detained me at work. I called my husband, cried on the authorities unfair. And the husband himself did not have time for a small one in the kindergarten. Mom called, asked to pick up. The mother-in-law came to work with her husband, drove to the kindergarten and took her granddaughter home to us. But I did not know about it. As the husband then grunted:

- The less you know the better you sleep.

I came home from work at ten o'clock in the evening. I take off my sneakers, I put them on the shelf next to the new beautiful shoes. Shoes? Where are the shoes?

- Boris! Where are my new shoes? Here they stood, in the morning I saw them personally! - I howled at the whole apartment, aki doe wounded.

- what are the shoes? You have a lot of this shoe. Looking in the closet? - the husband did not see the problem at all.

- What is the wardrobe? In the morning there were! Here, on this very place! - I poked a finger. - Who was? Did you take the small one yourself? Or did your mother come?

- Mom came, I would not have time. - sighed husband.

I got the phone, dialed the number.

- Mommy Spouse! You know why I am disturbing you at such a late hour?

- No, Bride, I do not know. I'm going to fall asleep, speak on the case.

- My shoes, in the hallway stood on the shelf, brand new, little black. Where are they? - I asked.

- At Tanya. You have a lot of shoes, I thought you wouldn't notice. I can not return - she broke the heel. New buy. - and beeps.

- Buy new! - I shouted to my husband. - You will buy me new shoes!

The husband responded as he did to all the previous thefts:

- We will buy, we will not grow poor!

Well, I will choose such shoes so that a little heart attack from the price tag does not happen! So that he would walk on the heels of mama around the apartment, supervise, so that nothing stuck to her hands!

After 2 days in the store.

- You are crazy? Yes, I can buy a new computer for myself! Not! - the husband shouted at the whole store.

- You can buy a new computer. - I agreed. - But you can not buy! Your mother stole shoes, reimburse! I want these!

- But, look, what are beautiful, and cost three times less, take them! - husband poked some galoshes under my nose.

- They are uncomfortable. Mine that your mother stole was comfortable.And it is not my fault that the shoes that are comfortable for me have remained only at that price. You do not see anything terrible in the fact that your mother steals from us. How do you say there? “We buy - not poorer!” Buy, I say!

I flew home like on wings. The new shoe was even better, prettier, more comfortable and more expensive than those that the beetroot sneaked. When my husband and I were approaching the porch, my husband's mother called:

“Son, I’ll visit you today, my grandmother passed frozen greens, but I don’t have room in the freezer, let you have it, I'll take it later.”

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  • Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much

    Husband: No, Mom, you will not enter. Your last visit has cost me too much