Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

“Imagine that you need to remove the snow, which falls 24 hours a day” - that mothers feel on maternity leave

Journalist Marina Sokolovskaya on her Facebook page wittily described how the young mother feels on maternity leave when she is told: “What do you complain about, you just sit with your child!”. A familiar situation, is not it?

“Imagine that you need to remove the snow that falls 24 hours a day” - what mothers feel on maternity leave - image number 1With all the men who argue that if a woman gave birth, then let her sit at home and raise, and nothing to run around the streets with a child, I would play one very exciting game.

I would close everyone in a relatively small area, where they all the time would have to clean their personal ground from the snow.

Snow by idiotic rules of the game falls 24 hours a day, with quite small and completely unpredictable interruptions.

In these small breaks you can do absolutely anything - eat, go to the toilet,take a shower (hahaha), comb your hair (hahahaha !!!), brush your teeth (no, I’ll stop laughing) and even watch TV. But without sound, because from any sound the snow begins to fall three times faster.

You can leave the parade ground on the condition that there is no snow on it. Naturally, according to the rules of this vile game, when he decides that this is happiness - all the snow is removed and the sky no longer falls and the sky is clear, and opens the door to exit, you have to press a button and pile him into such a pile so that he will forget mother's name is and when washed the last time.

Felting and throwing them, but more, more, day and night.

“Imagine that you need to remove the snow that falls 24 hours a day” - what mothers feel on maternity leave - image number 2
It is necessary to spend the punished once a day - to come, ask: what's for dinner? Leisurely supper, looking as he removes the snow. Then half an hour floundering in the snow, playing and having fun, and even as if taking it away a little, and then going to sleep. At bedtime, to demand sexual pleasure and fun!
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And in the morning, looking at the parade ground clean from the snow, say: well, why are you complaining forever? That same - all night the snow did not go! The fact that it was snowing at night and how, with hail and lightning, and you all overslept, absolutely not to believe !!!

His whining, they say, and you could not take away the snow for me at least two hours - ignore completely! This is his snowyou absolutely do not know how to clean it and in general you are already tired at your job, but he just removes the snow - it’s easy and every fool can!

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And when they say that it is meaningless and all the days are the same, they will start yelling and thrashing at the parade-ground with a shovel, launching, for example, pink snow! Or the sun for ten minutes - for the first time in three months. And so that the snow melted and even flowed itself, but for ten minutes!
To all their requests to buy a snowplow, which makes life much easier, to respond - well, are you not a man? What are you - you can not remove the snow? All clean, and you do not? Yes, our grandfathers from time immemorial it was removed, but they did not have such shovels like yours!
And so on. Sorry, can not be so.

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  • Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave

    Imagine that you need to clean the snow, which falls 24 hours a day - what mothers feel on maternity leave